My Top 10 Successful Formulas

for hot gay sex. In no particular order. These are all going to be fictional characters though, because otherwise I feel weird about it.

 

Sora x Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

It is so hard to take these games seriously whenever these two are on the screen together. Sometimes even when they're not. SERIOUSLY, YOU TWO HAVE SOME ISSUES. LET'S JUST GROPE AND MAKE UP OKAY?

Luke x Guy (Tales of the Abyss)

So, guy could totally handle this by himself. But that wouldn't really count, so I just tossed Luke in there. He's not bad looking but he's an infuriating twat-arse when it comes to personality.

Tom x Alex [+ Me] (Khaos Komix)

I don't care if they're a couple canonically. THEY ARE HOT AND I WANT IN THEIR BED. Or wherever else they happen to get it on, because I bet it's lots of places. Also if you actually read the comic, it's just so incredibly sweet when they get together and finally get around to humping. But aside from the sweetness, NOMNOMNOM.

 

Renji x Ichigo (Bleach)

Okaaay, so I'm not really as gung-ho about this one as I am about a couple of the others. But they're both sexy on their own, so why not? It was actually a lot harder to find sexy pictures of them together than I thought it would be.

 

Matt x Tai (Digimon)

Everyone thinks that when they're punching each other in the face repeatedly it's because they're just mismatched friends, or perhaps fighting over Sora. But nope! It's just all clever cover-up for how much they want to pound each other with something besides fists.

Roy Mustang x Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
I do feel a bit odd about this one, since Roy is like 10-15 years older than Ed, but hey. That stuff doesn't matter when you're in love right? Or if you're just having sex all the time, because why wouldn't you if you looked like that. Either way it's a thousand times better than Ed x Al.

Zero x Harpuia (Mega Man Zero)
I know it seems like I'm really stretching here, since a) they're robots and b) I literally could not find a single picture of them doing anything sexy together. But I've always found Zero really attractive and Harpuia has also always been my favourite of the four guardians. So why not. 

InuYasha x Sesshomaru (InuYasha)
Yes, okay. They're half brothers. But they're also fictional and neither of them is under the age of 16, so nyeh. I have a thing for white hair. And guys with dog ears. And I bet there would be a whole lot of scratching and biting going on, so RAWR.

Kanda x Allen (D.Gray Man)This is another hate/love one. Sure they do get along better eventually, but you know all that pent up frustration would come through in the mating process. It's interesting because Allen is usually so aloof and Kanda is all SRS BSNS so it would be an interesting mix of attitudes. But who knows, maybe when it comes to that sort of thing Allen really gets in the mood? I hope so.

Neku x Beat (The World Ends With You)
Holy geez, I can't believe it took me so long to think of this one. I had a serious obsession with Neku for a while. I would still like to do unspeakable things to him. Beat? Ehhhh. He's dumb as a brick, but the fact that he's a skater wins some points. And the fact he'd be boning Neku helps as well.



So there we go! It was way tougher to come up with ten pairings than I thought it would be, though I do like all of the ones I picked. I will probably return and change a few of them later though, when I have some new ideas...